“We’re trying to serve notice on a turtle, and it’s not sticking its head out.” Thu, 01/03/2019 - 2:33pm Mike Eldred The full text of this article is only available to online subscribers. Are you an online subscriber? Click to login. Click here to learn more about our subscription options. If you have a print subscription, you can now add an online subscription at no additional charge! Just email us with your name and mailing address to set it up.