New Year’s resolutions
Thu, 12/27/2018 - 12:14pm
Editor
January 1 is days away, and Monday evening revelers will ring in 2019 and everyone will start off the new year with a clean slate of goals and resolutions. With our tongue firmly planted in our cheek, here are a few New Year’s resolutions we’d like to see:
Jim Barnes resolves to buy a MegaMillions lotto ticket for every drawing until he hits it big enough to get the Hermitage Club out of hock. While he’s at it, he resolves to dig out the Monopoly board back at the ski house to find that “Get Out of Jail Free” card and check the couch for loose change.